I ain’t gay or bisexual myself, but I’ll never look down on people looking to polish their flagpole. Maybe for every 6 chicks he goes through, he also bangs one dude. Well, Krowley here is such an equal opportunist that he bangs dudes as well, sometimes. You all know these reviews are catered towards dudes, but I don’t engage in swordplay, if you know what I’m saying. Now, we are different in one way, potentially, depending on how you play the game. That’s exactly how it is for me! I can’t stop relating to this guy, I swear. It’s almost like he’s not even trying pussy just falls in his lap. His motivations aren’t strictly tied to pussy worship, but he always ends up balls deep inside some wench eventually. He’s the kind of OG cool guy who’ll explore far and wide to plow every single bangable bitch in his hemisphere, or die trying.
He really reminds me of a younger version of myself, albeit with green hair for some fucking reason. Sure, he’s a little awkward at times, and he’s nowhere near as good looking as me, but the kind of pussy this guy goes through in this game is astounding. You play as a motherfucker named Krowly, but I like to call him ThePornDude, because this guy really gets what life is all about.
Seriously, I am at a loss for words to describe just how arousing everything in this game is. The kind of quality they’ve managed to cram into this tiny release, boggles my mind, and hardens my erection. This is quite possibly the best RPG Maker porn game out there, by a mile. This is yet another RPG Maker porn game, but wait, don’t run away just yet. Ok, with that said, let’s talk about less interesting things, like the rest of the game. First thing’s first, there are breasts in this game that are bigger than entire fucking human beings.